Operation Butthurt Anti-Troll Resource PageThis page I got here was first purchased by your great-granddaddy. It was bought during the First World War in a little general store in Knoxville, Tennessee. It was bought by private Doughboy Ernie Coolidge the day he set sail for Paris. It was your great-granddaddy's war page, made by the first company to ever make web pages. You see, up until then, people just carried paper pages. Your great-granddaddy updated that page every day he was in the war. Then when he had done his duty, he went home to your great-grandmother, took the page off the internet and put it in an ol' coffee can. And in that can it stayed 'til your grandfather Dane Coolidge was called upon by his country to go overseas and fight the Germans once again. This time they called it World War Two. Your great-granddaddy gave it to your granddad for good luck. Unfortunately, Dane's luck wasn't as good as his old man's. Your granddad was a Marine and he was killed with all the other Marines at the battle of Wake Island. Your granddad was facing death and he knew it. None of those boys had any illusions about ever leavin' that island alive. So three days before the Japanese took the island, your 22-year old grandfather asked a gunner on an Air Force transport named Winocki, a man he had never met before in his life, to deliver to his infant son, who he had never seen in the flesh, his web page. Three days later, your grandfather was dead. But Winocki kept his word. After the war was over, he paid a visit to your grandmother, delivering to your infant father, his Dad's web page. This page. This page was on your Daddy's laptop when he was shot down over Hanoi. He was captured and put in a Vietnamese prison camp. Now he knew if the gooks ever saw the page it'd be confiscated. The way your Daddy looked at it, that page was your birthright. And he'd be damned if and slopeheads were gonna put their greasy yella hands on his boy's birthright. So he hid it in the one place he knew he could hide somethin'. His ass. Five long years, he wore this page up his ass. Then when he died of dysentery, he gave me the page. I hid with uncomfortable hunk of HTML up my ass for two years. Then, after seven years, I was sent home to my family. And now, little man, I give the page to you. [QUOTE=solo1;99031]Yes he does.Notice that when Baya is out of counter-arguments (and this will happen often, hard and fast), he will resort to name-calling ("moron"), ad hominem attacks ("simplistically shallow") and unwarranted self-importance ("Being right does have drawbacks"). These are all classic troll tools to avoid having to face reality. And, maybe in a positive development for the rest of us, it's working marvelously.[/QUOTE] [QUOTE=solo1;105298]"I can't believe people are posting in this thread! Also, I have no sense of irony or how message boards work!"[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=Trevor Fitzroy;105405]I want to be a winrar
[QUOTE=Trevor Fitzroy;113202]you know back in junior high i was in shop class. they would cart over all the highschool kids to take that class and most of them were bullies. There was a retarded kid in our class who always got picked on by everyone in the class except for me. I suppose the retarded kid took this as a sign of weakness so he began to pick on me to balance out everyone else taunting him daily. [QUOTE=Rice;113631]Making a personal attack on me won't overlook your incredible stupidity[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=deLafayette;115840]You can't just go around making up your own definitions for words and then trying to participate in discussions using your own personal private language. Which is what you're doing. [QUOTE=Baya Rae 4900;116127][IMG]http://img88.imageshack.us/img88/6273/29597399.jpg[/IMG][/QUOTE] [QUOTE=Baya Rae 4900;116984]I love it how idiots dismiss religion then go on to believe even infinitely ridiculous things.[/QUOTE] [QUOTE=Baya Rae 4900;94570]That makes no sense but it is still funny.[/QUOTE] [QUOTE=ero;125506]Shit like this is for 4chan, not edf. [/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=solo1;137428][2009-11-29 23:07:14] -->| Baya (www@l0ld0ngs-9FF4165A.dial.dynamic.acc01-nort-cbr.comindico.com.au) has joined #forum [QUOTE=Knots;129822][FONT="Garamond"][SIZE="3"]Dramacrat has the biggest dick I have ever seen.[/SIZE][/FONT][/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=solo1;139717]The joke here is that I'm so fucking awesome that they have to keep banning me.
[QUOTE=SharpSpoonful;157820]LOL FINE. [QUOTE=Trevor Fitzroy;129926]solo1 generates alot of rage for doing next to nothing except being there.[/QUOTE] [QUOTE=dramacrat;182038]I don't see any reason I shouldn't ban a spambot just because it's got a 30-something y/old divorcee inside it instead of 5 lines of Visual Basic.[/QUOTE] [QUOTE=Cash;182461][FONT="Fixedsys"][SIZE="1"]And some of you faggots actually thought he was worth saving.[/SIZE][/FONT][/QUOTE] [QUOTE=Judo-Kun;187234]i don't understand[/QUOTE] [QUOTE=Baya Rae 4900;187252]You're an idiot. No offence.[/QUOTE] [QUOTE=Dr.Rice;192321][SIZE="7"][COLOR="Black"]People should stop posting in this thread.[/COLOR][/SIZE][/QUOTE] [QUOTE=KittyLoaf;192457]wow you guys are easily impressed[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=Hay Julay ;214255]I don't know how to reply to this thread since it's so stupid. Like most forums, EDF is riven with trolls and general asshattery. In order to deal with the tidal waves of bullshit and cliquism, I was forced to assemble a battery of responses which a) did not originate with me (so the solo1-haters had nowhere to go) and b) would effectively demolish the many different brands of trollery and stupidity that was likely to pop up on the boards every day. With this handy cut-out-and-paste guide, all you have to do is select the most appropriate response (including all the tags, which will publish the source once you submit it), paste it into the reply box, and boom - troll-be-gone. |