Just in case the photographs aren't enough for you (you greedy minx), this is what I look like in moving image form. Now you know. Some of them will require a certain amount of explanation. Most of these are also available on my YouTube.
September 13, 2007: This was my first ever YouTube. I recorded it to prove the existence of a little lizard in the back yard whom I named Vladimir Putin.
Of course when he saw the camera, he disappeared.
September 15, 2007: Success! The little bastard is real!
October 27, 2007: In Ireland, wipers are used to remove rain from the windshield. In Riverside County, they are used primarily to remove dust. This video illustrates why.
January 21, 2009: Phantasm (Agent #416) specifically requested a video of me doing cartwheels. So she got it.
June 13, 2009: This is me screwing around on a chair in Andrew's house. There is no excuse for this level of stupidity.
This weird chair is internationally recognised as one of the worst things ever, not least by Time magazine.
October 12, 2009: Sir Twitchy Bunnington stays at my apartment for a few weeks. I was feeding him organic lettuce and carrots, which apparently is wrong. It's better to keep them on a diet of grass pellets.
December 24, 2009: A Christmas Message, for the children.
January 22, 2010: It doesn't rain in Riverside for nine months. At all. And then it rains for a week and doesn't stop. At all.
July 23, 2010: This is a short comedy movie I wrote, directed by Sarah Bakabak. The full story is here.